The Story of "Ah Singh"

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
> Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
> Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
> Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap peo[ple?
> Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
> Sam Singh

6. A Singh who is lost?
> Mis Singh

7. A Singh who is noisy?
> Bis Singh

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
> Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kilss people?
> Assas Singh

10. A Singh with one ball?
> BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
> BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls?
> AmaSingh (as in amazing)

13. A Singh who is swimming in an ice pool?
> KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
> Yeoh Hup Singh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> Nolah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh.

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
> Relax Singh

17. A Singh who is a lausySingh?
> Owtar Singh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
> PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
> Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
> Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If the Sings were to succeed in forming their own country. What will they call their currency?
> Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
> TiewNiaSingh


P/S : This post doesn't mean to insult anybody and no racism in Joojoo Land. It's just to make you feel relax singh, and I think only Malaysian will understand about this post. :Þ

If anyone feels insulted, JooJoo say sorry. >_<"